That's what I am.  Every now and then I Google my name.  In quotations, with various other words joining it.  Just to see how I'm thought of out there.  Besides Archie, I'm not thought of by much of anybody.  I Googled my name with the word "fan" beside it (not in quotes like my name was), and nobody listed themselves as being a fan of mine.  Nobody.  Now I'm bummed.  I'm pathetic.