That's what I am. Every now and then I Google my name. In quotations, with various other words joining it. Just to see how I'm thought of out there. Besides Archie, I'm not thought of by much of anybody. I Googled my name with the word "fan" beside it (not in quotes like my name was), and nobody listed themselves as being a fan of mine. Nobody. Now I'm bummed. I'm pathetic.